March 2012
February 2012
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“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
8)
these new icons is damn official
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im awake bc im 2 nice
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its the same for the both of us
but not really
so like, fuck you
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Literally nobody: Will you be my girlfriend?
i can never pronounce ferrero rocher i wish they were called something more subtle like delicious chocolate ball wonders
what if like this is hell and there a utopian society which is the real world or whateva and like if u sin a lot and stuff ur like an african child or a bum but like if u didnt sin that much and asked for forgiveness ur like shakira or bill gates
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
like im not even smart and i notice all these dumb people like im worried how can you even be so stupid pick up a book u dumb fuck
this wasnt supposed to happen fuck you why the fuck no i hate this i’m so upset fuck you man just fuck you :(
:(
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
ewrecktion:
STACY’S MOM has got it going on
Stacy’s mom is getting arrested for statuatory rape
Stacy’s dad is filing for divorce
Stacy is struggling with depression
